ask-literate-gabriel asked: Kiddo, my brother has a name, it's Balthazar, not stripper. Same way I hear it's frowned upon to call you an ass-crazy-in-denial-fanatical-lunatic-baby with serious repressive issues. Seriously, suck a few cocks - your life will be better for it.

Uhhh okay friend, um, I’m sorry I said the wrong thing in your opinion. No need to get out the vulgar words, haha. I am NOT going to take your advice on that matter, but rather I’ll give you an opportunity to forgive me, and I’ll forgive you. I’m sorry. I was wrong. I won’t do that again. Is that okay?

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6 months ago on November 05, 2011 at 07:37pm

ask-stripper-balthazar:

askmormonmichael:

Why not? I think it’s a fine verb. I’m in college, I should know. You use your body as a commodity for filth and lewdness. I don’t mean to judge, but I can’t see why if my BYU science teacher doesn’t think it’s wrong, you think it should be. It’s just a simple thing, though. Don’t worry about it. It’s not like you need to worry about verbs and grammars, right? 

((Note to everyone: People using the “because my teacher said so” excuse will irk me, because I have had waaaaay too many dumb teachers spouting nonsense to have that.))

I’m pretty sure your science teacher is not an English teacher.

((I did have to educate my English teacher last week about biology. He thought that everyone had prostates….he was mistaken.))

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/science

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/science

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/science

All three of these sources say that science is solely a noun.

I dropped out of high school, and I knew this.

Why yes, I am a stripper. However, I do have to be able to say things in several languages, including French, Spanish, Italian and Russian for certain people, so sentence and grammatical structure do have importance.

((Inner Grammar Police~~~ And my natural stubbornness and wordiness (They call me the dictionary for a reason!) are once again showing. I need to stop bleeding into his character.))

Wow, it’s super that you know all that. Before I science again, I’ll remember English. Thanks, stripper :)

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6 months ago on November 05, 2011 at 07:04pm
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deankeepthetrenchcoat replied to your post: RESULTS OF APPLE EXPERIMENT

I’m eating the crunchiest, most deliciousiest apples ever. 

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6 months ago on November 05, 2011 at 06:45pm

RESULTS OF APPLE EXPERIMENT

Apples did not explode as I had hoped. 

But they taste LOTS BETTER NOW. 

I SCIENCED, SEE? 

6 months ago on November 05, 2011 at 06:44pm
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askmormonmichael replied to your post: Michael is my secret boyfriend.
Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

Well I’m your friend, and I’m a boy. What is that face? It looks like you’re imagining ice cream but there’s no ice cream there. 

I was just imaging a certain moment. The other night.

When we had ice cream?

Well gosh, if you like ice cream that much, we can go out for it on your birthday too!

No that time we were knitting. *trying very hard to not say what they were doing*

Oh yeah, that was that one time when we were knitting I remember that hahahahaha. 

ha.

it’s funny because we were knitting! That’s what we were doing for sure. 

6 months ago on November 05, 2011 at 06:31pm
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askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: Michael is my secret boyfriend.
Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

Well I’m your friend, and I’m a boy. What is that face? It looks like you’re imagining ice cream but there’s no ice cream there. 

I was just imaging a certain moment. The other night.

When we had ice cream?

Well gosh, if you like ice cream that much, we can go out for it on your birthday too!

6 months ago on November 05, 2011 at 06:26pm
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ask-stripper-balthazar replied to your post: ask-stripper-balthazar replied to your post:…

No, you do things in the name of science, and you can study science, but science itself is not a verb. ((Balthazar is bored and needs someone to bicker with because he can’t deal with Gabe atm~))

Why not? I think it’s a fine verb. I’m in college, I should know. You use your body as a commodity for filth and lewdness. I don’t mean to judge, but I can’t see why if my BYU science teacher doesn’t think it’s wrong, you think it should be. It’s just a simple thing, though. Don’t worry about it. It’s not like you need to worry about verbs and grammars, right? 

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6 months ago on November 05, 2011 at 06:26pm
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askmormonmichael replied to your post: Michael is my secret boyfriend.
Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

Well I’m your friend, and I’m a boy. What is that face? It looks like you’re imagining ice cream but there’s no ice cream there. 

6 months ago on November 05, 2011 at 06:24pm
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Me + Science I know all about science! I still have my science books. They taught me about electricity.  “We cannot even say where electricity comes from. Some scientists think that the sun may be the source of most electricity. Others think that the movement of the earth produces some of it. All anyone knows is that electricity seems to be everywhere and that there are many ways to bring it forth.” 

Me + Science

I know all about science! I still have my science books. They taught me about electricity. 

“We cannot even say where electricity comes from. Some scientists think that the sun may be the source of most electricity. Others think that the movement of the earth produces some of it. All anyone knows is that electricity seems to be everywhere and that there are many ways to bring it forth.” 

6 months ago on November 05, 2011 at 06:22pm

deankeepthetrenchcoat replied to your post: deankeepthetrenchcoat replied to your post: I put…

you are the best mormon

That’s an awful nice thing to say, even if there is no BEST Mormon, except maybe right now Thomas Monson. He’s a pretty great Mormon. 

But I’m glad I’m not the WORST Mormon. That’s something I worry about!

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6 months ago on November 05, 2011 at 06:18pm
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